Oprah says the IPad is the best invention of this century. She cried about it. She called it a new appendage. She says it changed her life.
I wouldn’t know. Do you? Is it REALLY that great? do tell.
I’ve seen ’em. I’ve held ’em. I’ve oogled. I’ve googled. But still. I don’t think the I-Pad is gonna beat my nomination for best invention ever.
It’s like, “Do you want to feel nauseous and vomit?” No? OK. “Do you want your kids throwing up all night tonight?” No? OK. (Yes, this is the exact conversation, verbatim, the best invention ever and I had last night. In addition to solving world problems, it also talks.)
Life changing. Oprah must not know about it. Or maybe Oprah and her IPad just don’t know what my carpets and I do.
Thought bubble above my head: “Hmmm .. if I had blonde hair, and was prettier, and better at coordinating catered lunches and handing out “Zofran” pens … GlaxoSmithKline, are you hiring in Fairbanks? … ”
* Speaking of doctors … have you seen what my doctor friend Molly showed me? V. Funny.