Three – maybe four – signs your satellite (and internet and TV) and in response to that, maybe even you, are a little “off:”
1. Your house is clean. Like really clean. Beds made, closets cleaned out, laundry folded and put away on a daily basis, floors and floorboards … it (was) spiffy!
2. You are on your fifth book – of the week. In the absence of Bethenny, I read her book “Coming from a Place of Yes,” I also read Switch, Flourish, and Shirley Maclaine’s latest book, “I’m Over All That.” Inspiring, thought provoking, a little crazy, and entertaining – not necissarily in that order.
3. You wrote a book! A children’s book. The hilarious part is that I also (attempted) to illustrate it. If I get brave, maybe I’ll share it on the blog. If I get smart, I’ll burn it in attempt to keep the accumuliating pile of “She’s gone crazy!” evidence at bay.
4. You started listening to the sounds of nature. (What?) I know.
One sign your signal is back on: house is a mess and mama don’t care! She’s smiling like a lunatic with drool spilling onto the keyboard as she click, click, clicks away and has no idea what #4 was all about of if any of that nonsense even happened.
So good to be reunited with you again! I LOVE cyberspace more than I love Alaska. (and that is not a joke.),